Ro- Let’s start off with the basics: name, age, sponsors and residence
JT- Ahh let’s not have that
ST- It’s such a redundant question. He’s had like 20 interviews.
JT- Let’s just start off with the tour stories.
Ro- Alright so I know your on the road quite a bit, and I know crazy shit goes on all the time. Let’s hear one of your craziest tour stories.
JT- So I'm on this trip in Texas. It's about 4 years ago for the Make a Wish foundation trip. And umm the whole Real team is there, and the first night we're there Mic-E bails to the strip club and met a couple of strippers. They were instantly psyched on him because Mic-E is that kinda guy. So he convinces them to come down to Make a Wish during the day time. The strippers come down to the dunk tank they had to raise money for Make a Wish Foundation. So kids paid a dollar to try and sink the strippers in the dunk tank. Mic-E gives the strippers white Spitfire shirts to wear while there in the dunk tank. Mind you, they're not wearing bras. Tits just totally exposed.
Ro- hahaha
JT- Parents were just bumming out instantly.
Ro- Were they really?
JT- Yeah, yeah yeah.
JT- How funny their little seven year old's dunking a stripper.
Ro- I wish I was there to see that shit!
JT- We end up going skating afterwards, and go eating and then the chicks end up inviting us to the strip club. So I think it was like Nate Jones' birthday so we're like "fuck it, let's go out." We ended up going to the strip club that night.. Mic-E hooks me up with one of the strippers and introduces me. And then I start talking to one of them.
Ro- What did she look like?
JT- Kinda like umm, Asian with glasses.
JT-We sit down and everyone is having a good time drinking and partying. I'm constantly around this girl, and Mic- E is around his chick. We were all partying and whatever. Then night comes around and we start walking out. Apparently Matt Field went up to Max Schaff and started talking shit about Oakland. Some Shit like "fuck Oakland, Oakland is a pussy town." Then Max gets instantly way too offended about it. Max then picks up Field and takes him over his head and slams him on the roof of the car and just starts socking him up.
Ro- We're done Interview over. No one gets to hear the end till the next issue.
JT- You guys suck.
Ro-haha
JT- So max starts socking him. It get's broken up. I go up to Max and I try to calm him down. And Mic-E is trying to calm Matt Field down. Max whispers in my ear, "Ah man you don't even know how it is, Growing up in Oakland it's fucked up. You just don't take that type of shit. While I'm telling him "Its cool, calm down."
JT- Meanwhile Field's in the corner yelling at the top of his lungs to Mic- E, "Fuck Real Fuck Real this isn't real! Fuck Real I fucking quit!" Basically quitting the team right there.
Ro- What
JT- I'm basically tripping out. This one of my first trips with the team and I'm like "What the fuck is going on?" And I'm like sober guy at that time and designated driver. Everyone is way too drunk. That one girl is trying to have me follower her to the hotel. Finally everyone calms down. Max's kinda heated, and I'm driving, Field goes with Brian Schaffer.
Ro- Skate Park of Tampa guy right?
JT- Yeah.
JT- Schaffer then takes his camera and takes a photo of Max. Max freaks out grabs Schaffer's Camera and then throws it. The camera fucking shatters.
Ro- Are you serious?
JT- Yeah
JT- Schaffer is a big dude.
Ro- Was he pissed?
JT- Oh fuck yeah, Schaffer just goes "What the fuck Max? What the fuck Max? Get the fuck out here Max. Get the fuck out." Max is instantly kinda scared like umm "Ahh I fucked up." Schaffer says "Get the fuck out." Max wouldn't come, so Schaffer grabs max from the back. I've never seen anything like this in my life. Grabs him from the back bench seat in 12 passenger van, rips him from his shirt and out through the front door. He flies head first and flies to the ground. Schaffer the yells " Pick up my fucking camera now!" So Max then picks up his camera and says sorry and get's back in the car. We start driving, 15 minutes later I'm like, alright, everything has cooled down from everyone being belligerent, and schaffer cruises right next to us and starts taking flashes with his camera. Then Max starts freaking out trying to jump into my seat. I'm fucking swerving the van like "Oh my God!"
So then finally Mic- E calms him down. We get back to the hotel and were all "This night is fucking crazy." Field quits the team, Max then goes straight to the airport and just sleeps there till he could get a flight out to the airport. Meanwhile I'm in my hotel room about to go to sleep when I get this call on the telephone.
Ro- Who was it?
JT- It was Mic-E in a creepy voice saying "Go to room 241." I'm like "Alright." I go there, Mic-E's on one bed and the lights are dimmed, He's in bed with one of the strippers and the other stripper is sitting on the other bed. I'm like "Oh my god."
Ro- Hahaha that fucking rad
JT- So I go sit next to the girl and don't know what to do and Mic-E's there, total father figure creepy guy. Then I look over and then Mic-E becomes instantly weird with the girl next to me and I'm like "You want to get out of here and go to my room this is kinda weird?" Then she says, "Yeah this is kinda weird." I didn't end up doing anything with her, but I probably could of.
Ro- That's gnarley!
JT- Yeah that's not even the half of it.
JT-But that's not the crazy part, the next night me and Mic-E and those same strippers are locked in a hotel room. I'm like "How does this happen all the time?" We just watch TV, and then Mic- E goes "I thought you girls were going to dike out." Out of nowhere like, ok, and they just start making out. I'm like "Oh my god what's going on?" Next thing you know the strippers are doing all sorts of porno stuff. I was speechless.
Ro- Ha ha ha, good story.
JT- One of many....... {c}
